Conditions of Use

There is a law somewhere that states a commerce web site has to have a policy that defines who is allowed to use and purchase from this site.

We have a very small set of rules that all buyers must comply with

    You must have a mother or a father at one time in your life
  • You must be breathing and still moderately alive
    • Vampires are exempt from this rule
  • You must have the ability to pay for items with money, not shiny rocks, trinkets, or beads
  • You absolutely must have great taste in fashion
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