Conditions of Use

There is a law somewhere that states a commerce web site has to have a policy that defines who is allowed to use and purchase from this site.

We have a very small set of rules that all buyers must comply with

You must have a mother or a father at one time in your life
• You must be breathing and still moderately alive
• Vampires are exempt from this rule
• You must have the ability to pay for items with money, not shiny rocks, trinkets, or beads
• You absolutely must have great taste in fashion